Am I the only one who suffers faggy flashbacks of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf every time I watch The Rachel Zoe Project?
"Violence!"
"DIE."
OK, Sandy Dennis and Rachel Zoe have the same roadkill eyes, wonky cheeks, and IMAX forehead. I knew I was right. I'm glad we cleared it up.
Sandy Dennis also starred in the movie version of Up the Down Staircase, assuming the role eventually mastered by Rachel Fields in the LHS play. I starred as some sort of heterosexual thug in a DARE shirt, which confuses the Tony committee to this day.
P.S. Not that I watch The Rachel Zoe Project. Ever. On repeat. In the dark. And I certainly never garner comparisons to her crybaby gay assistant. Thanks-a-fucking-lot, Michael Berner. I can't wait to compare you to... a butt.
More Immaculate Conniption to come, possibly tomorrow! (immaculate-conniption.blogspot.com)
anxious
