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*~Beautiful butterflyz~*,
Word again. I have a paper to do for my Arts Reporting class, but what-even-ever (quoth Liz Steele). I decided it's been too long since I've blessed you with a blog quiz, chock full of zany Louis tidbits you can't just read on Craiglist's furry-lover messageboard. Get out your hankie, because here comes some intimacy.
Also, I just wanted to blow off steam because I keep getting IMs talking about "how nice Phil is!!!" I know, I cut myself, don't worry.
Let's DO it:
Three Names You Go By: Umm, none. Minus maybe LouDawg (a la Sarah), Louis Vuitton (a la Feej), and Lou (a la Mike Sherry and most "dudes").
Three Screen Names You Have: Of the thousands of qualified choices, my favorites are the old battle ax (CmonVogue1009), the other Madonna-inspired creation (LaLouisBonita), and my favorite Wheel of Fortune-inspired concoction. But bitch, that one's just for me. However, to answer the question, I will use my favorite bait for legendary chat-room devotee Dragongiro, "groanenmoan2day." You can't believe it doesn't belong to a real 23-year-old hot lesbian with giant boobs either.
Three Things You Like About Yourself: I can appreciate totally inappropriate humor, I express myself clearly and often, and I'm intuitive. I'm also devoutly religious and a disciple of the church of Tim Gunn. And Kelis. And The Daily Iowan.
Three Things You Dislike About Yourself: I'm judgmental, concerned with what dumbfucks think of me, and bent out of shape too often.
Three Parts of Your Heritage: German, Irish, the Goddess Ana
Three Things That Scare You: A country that elects George W. Bush, when hate speech is applauded (think that whole Donald Trump tirade. I wish he was dead.), the lift hill on roller coasters (still!)
Three Everyday Essentials: the iPod, Perez Hilton, hilarity
Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: blood-soaked wife-beater, the skin of my sweetheart, and no shame. Or this fucking track jacket from Rue 21 (stab.), GAP jeans, and gray boxer-briefs
Three Favorite Bands/Artists: Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and the Dixie Chicks (for right now)
Three Favorite Songs At Present: Kylie Minogue's "Spinning Around," the Bangles' "Eternal Flame" (it burns on and on), and Kelis' "Bossy"
Three Things You Want To Try/Do In The Next Twelve Months: an internship, club legally in the city, Jamba Juice
Three Things You Want In A Relationship: Humor at all costs, lots of conversation, raunchiness
Two Truths And A Lie: I killed Laci Peterson, I collect model airplanes, and I killed Laci Peterson.
Three Physical Things About The Opposite Sex That Appeal To You: Facial structure, smile, and physique
Three Things You Just Can't Do: this fucking paper, Velveeta, and like Wedding Crashers
Three Favorite Hobbies: writing, listening to music, hanging out with bitches
Three Things I Want To Do really Bad Right Now: sleep, not this paper, dance to ABBA until dawn (honestly, I'll do it)
Three Careers You Have Considered: stand-up comedian, journalist, social worker
Three Kid's Names You Have Considered: Eve, Gloria (reprezent), Sebastian
Three Things You Want To Do before You Die
perform stand-up comedy and KILL, experience the perfect fuck, meet Madonna
And before I melt onto the keyboard, I bid you adieu.
Big love, thanks for reading. Xoxo,
Louis
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