Current mood:	jubilant
Current music:	Lady Gaga "Poker Face" (!!!)

The war and economy are important too. But.
I meant to report sometime ago that I voted early. In fact, not only did I ballot-blast with punctual gusto, but I did so at the nation's premiere historical landmark, the Lemont Public Library. Oh, those hallowed halls. Of Amelia Bedelia books.

Look, I obviously voted for Obama. I obviously want him to redirect the war in Iraq, stabilize housing nonsense, and reinstill faith in the presidency. But most of all, I want him to win so that Lemont, IL, just sucks it. Long, bitch-like, and so fucking hard.

The other night the Obama sign on our lawn was ravaged by an angry (or hungry?) Lemonter in the night. I expected as much. I also expect Obama to win, which will make our decrepit sign twice as fiery. It's like how Bette Davis' rickety crawl into old age only bolstered her vulgar supremacy. Bottom line, in 2008, the mushroom-cloud odor of the LHS Injun-mascot shitshow evinces itself within these delirious retards. My neighbor's Obama sign has officially been destroyed twice now.

I already taste the succulence of all these morons sucking it. Lord-alive, the nectar. The NECTAR.

In other news, I interview Lady Gaga this week. She's easily my favorite ferocious bitch of the day. Minus, naturally, your gay dad.

Lovez. xo,
-L