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| Current mood: |  awake |
| Current music: | Sinead O'Connor "The Emperor's New Clothes" |
A&E's Intervention, Starring: Louis' Hot Ass, Sarah's Offensive Clothes, and Satan
So, you know when your friends fuck up their futures? Yeah, get ready:
Sarah Geoghegan: do you know what i bought today
Sarah Geoghegan: youre going to be disappointed, and so am i
Louissss: oh god
Louissss: WHAT.
Sarah Geoghegan: but i didnt feel like a college student without one
Louissss: NORTHFACE YOU FUCK
Sarah Geoghegan: HJGFKDHKJGFHSKJGF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sarah Geoghegan: I DID!
Sarah Geoghegan: that is really sick that you guessed that
Louissss: that's really sick that you are FUCKING SICK, BITCH
Sarah Geoghegan: it is cute....
Sarah Geoghegan: ?
Louissss: oh, so i see you've been shot in both of your eyes
Anyway, just wanted to remind you how to properly counsel your loved ones on redeeming their shit-flavored lives. Just as you suspected, swear words and degradation are standard.
P.S. Here's the link to Sarah's janket, I mean jacket: http://www.altrec.com/the-north-face/womens-warp-jacket
Finally, Sarah is adequately prepared for those fencing classes I recommended.
VOMITARDED.
Heart, xoxo,
Louis
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